There is a thread on the forums suggesting someone needs to spice up their relationship.
A poster made a comment which got me thinking of some funny movie lines.
"Where are you stationed"
"I am stationed in poon-tang"
"What's it like out there?"
"Hot and wet. Great if your with a lady, but it ain't no good if you're in the jungle"
Both lines from Good Morning Vietnam. I highly recomend that movie to anyone which needs a good laugh.
That also has some awesome music to it.
What are your favorate funny movies and feel free to share some lines from it to remind us how funny it is.
"Was it over when the German's bombed pearl harbor? NO. When the going gets tough the tough get going"
-Animal House
"I wish I was a louffa"
-Stripes
"This is no way to run a desert"
-National Lampoons Vacation
"One time at bandcamp..."
-American Pie
Police Academy and Beverly Hills cop are also among my favorates.
Funniest movies
August 12th, 2008 at 02:06 pm
August 12th, 2008 at 03:29 pm
One of my favorite comedy lines was the kid yelling "I want my 2 Dollars" in the movie Better Off Dead".
August 12th, 2008 at 04:02 pm
Spaceballs, when the two guys find out the giant box they've been carrying has the Princess' industrial hairdryer... "I said take ONLY WHAT YOU NEED TO SURVIVE!!!"..."That's my industrial hair dryer, and I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT!!!"
Sanka Coffee going "Ice...you mean ICE, like snow and cold and ICE!!!" in Cool Runnings...
August 12th, 2008 at 04:10 pm
Ray- next time someone asks if you are a God- SAY YES!
I like a woman which sleeps above the covers, but she is sleeping 3 FEET above the covers.
"It all started when dickless over there turned off the nuclear generator"
"Is this true?" asked the Mayor
"Yes, Mr Mayor, the man has no dick"
-Ghostbusters
and
"do that again and I will shoot you myself"
-Beverly Hills Cop
August 12th, 2008 at 04:25 pm
"if i had been drinking out of the toilet, i might have been killed"
"what's the password?" ..."new england clam chowder"
and
"like a glove" - when he parks the car, smashing in sideways
and, a comedy not very well known called Black Books, there is a funny line in it when the two men are very drunk and dreaming up scenarios about when they are rich and famous (from writing a childrens book):
"look at all these paparazzi... i'm just strolling along the beach with my discreetly pregnant brazilian girlfriend... oh, take a picture if you must, but leave her out of it, she's just an ordinary lingerie model..."
August 12th, 2008 at 05:12 pm
August 12th, 2008 at 05:56 pm
"what do you want me to play?"
"anything, just play it loud!"
"why do you where camoflage in the jungle- I cannot see you.
If you are going to war why don't you wear clothing which clashes?"
August 12th, 2008 at 06:52 pm
(even though it is about worn out now)
One of my all-time favorite movies is Tombstone. Not really a comedy, but the Doc Holiday (Val Kilmer) character is a riot... such a badass. One part:
A bad guy tells Holiday that he isn't afraid of his gun, because "You're just a drunk piano player. You're probably seein' double of me right now!"
Holiday: "I have two guns... one for each of ya."
August 12th, 2008 at 06:57 pm
"women in comfortable shoes"
August 12th, 2008 at 06:59 pm
"cheese is a kind of meat"
August 12th, 2008 at 09:34 pm
"Q: And where is your grandpa? A: He's locked in the trunk of our car." (Little Miss Sunshine)
And then of course there is the classic side-splitter:
"I'll have what she's having." (When Harry Met Sally)
August 13th, 2008 at 06:16 am
Al Czervik: [to his Asian companion] I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don’t tell ‘em you’re Jewish, okay?
Office Space:
Bob Slydell: Milton Waddams.
Dom Portwood: Who's he?
Bob Porter: You know, squirrely looking guy, mumbles a lot.
Dom Portwood: Oh, yeah.
Bob Slydell: Yeah, we can't actually find a record of him being a current employee here.
Bob Porter: I looked into it more deeply and I found that apparently what happened is that he was laid off five years ago and no one ever told him about it; but through some kind of glitch in the payroll department, he still gets a paycheck.
Bob Slydell: So we just went ahead and fixed the glitch.
Bill Lumbergh: Great.
Dom Portwood: So, uh, Milton has been let go?
Bob Slydell: Well, just a second there, professor. We, uh, we fixed the *glitch*. So he won't be receiving a paycheck anymore, so it'll just work itself out naturally.
Bob Porter: We always like to avoid confrontation, whenever possible. Problem is solved from your end.
August 13th, 2008 at 07:52 am
I love "Liar, Liar," when Jim Carey is driving and gets pulled over and the cop asks, "Do you know why I pulled you over?" And Jim just rattles off about 20 reasons.
"Dirty, Rotten Scoundrels."
"Can I go to the bathroom, please?"
"Thank you."
Probably my all time favorite scene is the Sex Ed scene in "The Meaning of Life." John Cleese and his wife are doing a demo with narration for his class of adolescent boys and none of them are paying attention because it's "school." They're passing notes and looking out the window.
Laughing is good!
August 13th, 2008 at 10:13 am
"Everybody always said, if you can't say anything nice about anybody, come sit by me."
Steel Magnolias
"Did you know he wears a sock in his pants?"
"A sock?"
"All rolled up like a Jimmy Dean sausage."
The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
August 13th, 2008 at 10:53 am